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Screensize: 640 x 480 800 x 600 1024 x 768 1280 x 1024 UserName: Password: Format Mode: Basic  Help  Prompt  Format: Font Andale Mono Arial Arial Black Book Antiqua Century Gothic Comic Sans MS Courier New Georgia Impact Lucida Console Script MT Bold Stencil Tahoma Times New Roman Trebuchet MS Verdana   Size 1 2 3 4 5 6   Color Black Red Yellow Pink Green Orange Purple Blue Beige Brown Teal Navy Maroon LimeGreen Message: * HTML is OFF * Forum Code is ON Smilies [quote][i]Originally posted by melcat[/i] [br]A man walks into his favorite grocery store and greets the grocer behind the counter. "What looks good today, Jack?" he asks. "Well.....we just got in some nice looking cow tongues," Jack replies. "let me tell you something, Jack," the man says indignantly, "I would NEVER eat something that came out of an animal's mouth, ok? I'll just have a dozen eggs." [/quote]   Check here to include your profile signature.