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Screensize: 640 x 480 800 x 600 1024 x 768 1280 x 1024 UserName: Password: Format Mode: Basic  Help  Prompt  Format: Font Andale Mono Arial Arial Black Book Antiqua Century Gothic Comic Sans MS Courier New Georgia Impact Lucida Console Script MT Bold Stencil Tahoma Times New Roman Trebuchet MS Verdana   Size 1 2 3 4 5 6   Color Black Red Yellow Pink Green Orange Purple Blue Beige Brown Teal Navy Maroon LimeGreen Message: * HTML is OFF * Forum Code is ON Smilies [quote][i]Originally posted by Chaz[/i] [br]>> A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question >>and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver >> screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up >>over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass >>window. For a few moments everything >> was silent in the cab. >> Then the still shaking driver said, "I'm sorry, but you scared >>the daylights out of me." >> >> The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he >>didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so >>much. >> >> The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's all my fault. >>Today is my first day driving a cab..... for the last 25 years I've >>been driving a hearse. [img]http://www.abstract-thoughts.co.uk/mkda/sig.jpg[/img] [/quote]   Check here to include your profile signature.