| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| Chaz |
Posted - 30/07/2004 : 11:27:49
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>Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
>A: No, 35 children is enough.
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>Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
>A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
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>Q: What is the most common pregnancy craving?
>A: For men to be the ones who get pregnant.
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>Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
>A: Childbirth.
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>Q: The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why?
>A: 'Cause you're fatter than they are.
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>Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's
>borderline irrational.
>A: So what's your question?
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>Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor,
>but
>pressure. Is she right?
>A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
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>Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
>A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
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>Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife
>is in
>labor?
>A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.
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>Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
>A: Yes, pregnancy.
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>Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
>A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
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>Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act
>normal again?
>A: When the kids are in college.
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