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[quote][i]Originally posted by stef[/i]
[br]After being nearly snowbound for two weeks last winter, a Seattle 
man departed for his vacation in Miami Beach, where he was to meet 
his wife the next day at the conclusion of her business trip to 
Minneapolis. They were looking forward to pleasant weather and 
nice time together. Unfortunately,there was some sort of mix up at 
the boarding gate, and the man was told he would have to wait for a 
later flight. He tried to appeal to a supervisor 
but was told the airline was not responsible for the problem and it 
Would do no good to complain. 
Upon arrival at the hotel the next day, he discovered that Miami 
Beach was having a heat wave, and its weather was almost as 
uncomfortably hot as Seattle's was cold. The desk clerk gave him a message that 
his wife would arrive as planned. He could hardly wait to get to the 
pool area to cool off, and quickly sent his wife an e-mail, but due 
to his haste, he made an error in the e-mail address. His message 
therefore arrived at the home of an elderly preacher's wife whose even older 
husband had died only the day before! 
When the grieving widow opened her e-mail, she took one look at the 
monitor, let out an anguished scream,and fell to the floor dead. 
Her family rushed to her room where they saw this message on the 
screen:

Dearest wife, 
Departed yesterday as you know. Just now got checked in. Some 
confusion at the gate. Appeal was denied. Received confirmation of 
your arrival tomorrow.

Your loving husband.

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Posted - 11/06/2004 : 11:36:33

After being nearly snowbound for two weeks last winter, a Seattle
man departed for his vacation in Miami Beach, where he was to meet
his wife the next day at the conclusion of her business trip to
Minneapolis. They were looking forward to pleasant weather and
nice time together. Unfortunately,there was some sort of mix up at
the boarding gate, and the man was told he would have to wait for a
later flight. He tried to appeal to a supervisor
but was told the airline was not responsible for the problem and it
Would do no good to complain.
Upon arrival at the hotel the next day, he discovered that Miami
Beach was having a heat wave, and its weather was almost as
uncomfortably hot as Seattle's was cold. The desk clerk gave him a message that
his wife would arrive as planned. He could hardly wait to get to the
pool area to cool off, and quickly sent his wife an e-mail, but due
to his haste, he made an error in the e-mail address. His message
therefore arrived at the home of an elderly preacher's wife whose even older
husband had died only the day before!
When the grieving widow opened her e-mail, she took one look at the
monitor, let out an anguished scream,and fell to the floor dead.
Her family rushed to her room where they saw this message on the
screen:

Dearest wife,
Departed yesterday as you know. Just now got checked in. Some
confusion at the gate. Appeal was denied. Received confirmation of
your arrival tomorrow.

Your loving husband.

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