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Posted - 06/07/2004 :  10:19:54  Show Profile  Visit Chaz's Homepage  Send Chaz an AOL message  Click to see Chaz's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
BLONDE COOKBOOK

MONDAY:
It's fun to cook for Tom.  Today I made angel food cake.  The recipe said
beat 12 eggs separately.  The neighbours were nice enough to loan me some
extra bowls.

TUESDAY:
Tom wanted fruit salad for supper.  The recipe said serve without
dressing.  So I didn't dress.  What a surprise when Tom brought a friend
home for supper.

WEDNESDAY:
A good day for rice.  The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the
rice.  It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway.  I can't say it
improved the rice any.

THURSDAY:
Today Tom asked for salad again.  I tried a new recipe.  It said prepare
ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving.  Tom
asked me why I was rolling around in the garden.

FRIDAY:
I found an easy recipe for cookies.  It said put the ingredients in bowl
and beat it.  There must have been something wrong with this recipe.  When
I got back, everything was the same as when I left.

SATURDAY:
Tom did the shopping today and brought home a chicken.  He asked me to
dress it for Sunday (oh boy).  For some reason Tom keeps counting to ten.

SUNDAY:
Tom's folks came to dinner.  I wanted to serve roast but all I had was
hamburger.  Suddenly I had a flash of genius.  I put the hamburger in the
oven and set the controls for roast.  It still came out hamburger, much to
my disappointment.

GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY.  This has been a very exciting week.  I am eager
for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Tom.  If I can talk
Tom into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with Chocolate
Moose.

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