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Chaz
Forum Manager
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 26/08/2004 : 08:12:08
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> A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and
> takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
>
> He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at
> his watch for a moment.
>
> The woman notices this and asks,
> "Is your date running late?"
>
> "No," he replies, "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch.
> I was just testing it."
>
> The intrigued woman says,
> "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
>
> Bond explains,
> "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.
>
> " The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
>
> "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...."
>
> The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken
> because I am wearing panties!"
>
> Bond smirks, taps his watch and says,
> "B****y thing's an hour fast."
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