All Forums  General  The Joker  bond watch

Note: You must be registered in order to post a reply.
To register, click here. Registration is FREE!

Screensize: 640 x 480 800 x 600 1024 x 768 1280 x 1024 UserName: Password: Format Mode: Basic  Help  Prompt  Format: Font Andale Mono Arial Arial Black Book Antiqua Century Gothic Comic Sans MS Courier New Georgia Impact Lucida Console Script MT Bold Stencil Tahoma Times New Roman Trebuchet MS Verdana   Size 1 2 3 4 5 6   Color Black Red Yellow Pink Green Orange Purple Blue Beige Brown Teal Navy Maroon LimeGreen Message: * HTML is OFF * Forum Code is ON Smilies [quote][i]Originally posted by Chaz[/i] [br]> A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and > takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. > > He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at > his watch for a moment. > > The woman notices this and asks, > "Is your date running late?" > > "No," he replies, "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. > I was just testing it." > > The intrigued woman says, > "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?" > > Bond explains, > "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically. > > " The lady says, "What's it telling you now?" > > "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...." > > The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken > because I am wearing panties!" > > Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, > "B****y thing's an hour fast." [img]http://www.abstract-thoughts.co.uk/mkda/sig.jpg[/img] [/quote]   Check here to include your profile signature.